7 Things NOT to do When (Self-)Publishing Your Novel

Hello amazing writer friends, here are a few comical pointers on what not to do when you’ve finally reached the point of publishing your manuscript:

-Stab yourself in the eye, instead of signing the contract

-Throw your computer across the room after finishing the final sentence

-Describe your novel as “too difficult to explain”

-Measure your novel length in trees cut down

-Set your font to neon Wingdings

-Record your audio book beside a buzz saw or jackhammer

-Pre-order a bunch of copies and spend the official release date throwing them at animals and/or random passersby

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