Twinkle, Twinkle (Not-so-) Little Shark: a Tribute to Sharknado

Shark!
Photo by Karen Ybarra

 

Twinkle, twinkle (not-so-) little shark!

We know your bite

is worse than your bark.

 

With all those copious 

rows of teeth,

it’s no wonder

you’re the terror of the deep.

 

Through the inky depths of ocean, you fly-

hey wait, there’s a shark in the air?!

Time to die.

*Argggggh!*

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